Friday, October 21, 2011

Ropa Vieja: Dirty Laundry

Those Goddamn Cubans!  They got all their dirty laundry all over the place!

What the hell do those Commie Pinkos think they're doing in the kitchen?

Dirty Laundry?  See, I knew them Commies were up to something.  No good Socialists.

Who does their laundry in the kitchen? Someone who doesn't believe in Capitalism, that's who!


Is that red meat?  That's pretty American.  Did they steal that?

What a crock!


Well, if Dirty Laundry is not really someone doing their laundry in the kitchen, then what in the hell is it?

Oh, it's a meal?

A goddamn Socialist Commie meal!  See, you can't just throw everything together, mix it up and share it about.  That's not what we stand for as Americans.


Well, that's pretty tender meat there.  Are you Commies trying to soften me up?

Goddamnit, I knew you Commies were still going to screw it up.  Where did you learn how to plate? Stalin's kitchen?


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